The It's Alive Show!

I'll be appearing on The It's Alive Show at 10 PM, Saturday, March 25 on WBGN-TV! If you're in the Pittsburgh area be sure to tune in!

Check here for the channel in your area.



The new season begins Saturday, March 11! Watch The It's Alive Show with Professor Emcee Square, Pointy, Fritz and Stiffy the Clown, every Saturday night at 10 PM!

Image Trowels

I've been getting lots of e-mail inquiries this week about my Limited Edition Image Trowels. They are sold out, not merely out of stock; the Limited Edition trowels have run their course and no more of them will be created.

The good news is that the Unlimited Trowels are still alive and kicking and ready to ship! And they're every bit as cool as the Limited Editions!

Site Update

I've just finished updating my "Links" section, so go and check it out. The new Romero site is there along with some other choice "Dead Links."

The Great Browser Disaster of 2006

Last weekend I lost a year's worth of e-mail, my entire address book and all of my bookmarks in a freak browser accident. I blame it on the Republicans.

If you have e-mailed me in the past year, please drop me a line so I can add you to my address book again. If you have sent me tattoo photos and I haven't posted them on the site yet, please re-send them because they are gone forever.

These things never happened when Clinton was President.