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Dear Ghoulfriend,
Why?
-Phasmos


Dear Phasmos,
That is an excellent question! After all this time, I am still amazed and delighted by the intellect and contemplative nature of my readers. Day after day, I receive stimulating, thought-provoking questions from brilliant, sentient beings, and I feel like the luckiest ghoul in the world to have such a wonderfully well-educated and insightful readership. It just makes my day when a question such as yours graces my in-box.

Please understand, dear reader, that as much as I would love to aid you in your esoteric quest, the laws of my society prohibit me from doing so. The meaning of life, the exact age, size and composition of the Universe and the precise nature of all its mysteries are but a small portion of the vast knowledge we Living Dead Entities intrinsically possess. However, we are expressly forbidden by our contract to share this information with non-League members lest it set up a paradox in the space/time continuum and change the course of history. I suggest you join us and see for yourself what wonders you've been missing!
Love,
Ghoulfriend


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The League of the Living Dead

Dear Ghoulfriend,
Why?
-Phasmos


Dear Phasmos,
That is an excellent question! After all this time, I am still amazed and delighted by the intellect and contemplative nature of my readers. Day after day, I receive stimulating, thought-provoking questions from brilliant, sentient beings, and I feel like the luckiest ghoul in the world to have such a wonderfully well-educated and insightful readership. It just makes my day when a question such as yours graces my in-box.

Please understand, dear reader, that as much as I would love to aid you in your esoteric quest, the laws of my society prohibit me from doing so. The meaning of life, the exact age, size and composition of the Universe and the precise nature of all its mysteries are but a small portion of the vast knowledge we Living Dead Entities intrinsically possess. However, we are expressly forbidden by our contract to share this information with non-League members lest it set up a paradox in the space/time continuum and change the course of history. I suggest you join us and see for yourself what wonders you've been missing!
Love,
Ghoulfriend


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