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Dear Ghoulfriend,
My roommate and I have been arguing about this for weeks now, and I feel that only you can provide the answer. Is there REALLY any practical application for a used tea bag? Help! I have $50 riding on this and I'll send you 15% if I win. Thanks!
Happy New Year to you and Spiffy (Woof Wah Woo!)
-Short and Stout
Dear Short and Stout,
You can keep your measly $7.50; clearly you need the money more than I do if you're considering employing used tea bags for any purpose.
As luck would have it, I recently purchased the 970-page tome "Tea Bags for Dummies" (replete with footnotes and historical anecdotes). It was in the remainder bin at Barnes & Noble for only $12.00, and I was helpless to resist. It's a lengthy and somewhat technical document despite its "for Dummies" designation, but to quickly synopsize its message, used tea bags can be utilized, oftentimes unwittingly, in applications with far-reaching sociopolitical ramifications and geothermic upheavals. From all I have read, I have concluded that it is best to leave used-tea bag deployment to the professionals. To do otherwise would be socially and ecologically irresponsible.
Love,
Ghoulfriend
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