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Dawg of the Dead
Are there monsters under your bed?
Does your dog pee on the rug?*
Is the Boogey Man stalking you?
Do you want him to?

If you answered "HELL YES!" to any of the above questions, you've come to the right place.

Join Ghoulfriend and Spiffy, Advice Mavens of the Living Dead, as they navigate the murky waters of supernatural etiquette.
*All pet-related queries are fielded by Spiffy.


Table of Contents

Acknowledgments Living Dead Entities And The People Who Love Them
The Army of the Living Dead Living With The Living Dead
Arts & Crafts Losers
The Clueless The Lovelorn
Cryptozoology Mirror, Mirror, On The Wall
Dead And Loving It Mutants
Domestic Disturbances Paranoia
Exploding The Myth Pet Peeves
Extraterrestrial Pests Puppets
Gardening Relativity
Ghoulfriend's Kitchen Remedial Serial Killing
Gold Digging Whores & Other Harpies Renaissance Faires - or - What's That Smell?
Handy Hints Sadistic Soirées
Hell Is Other People Skin Care and Beauty Tips
Higher Learning Strictly Business
History Lessons The Boss: It's What's For Dinner!
It's Nothing Personal Traveling With The Dead
The Joy of Bosco Were-Critters
The League Of The Living Dead Wildlife

The Ghoul Next Door - Night of the Living Dead 's Little Zombie

Ghoulnextdoor.com

The Ghoulish Guidance Archive

Dawg of the Dead
Are there monsters under your bed?
Does your dog pee on the rug?*
Is the Boogey Man stalking you?
Do you want him to?

If you answered "HELL YES!" to any of the above questions, you've come to the right place.

Join Ghoulfriend and Spiffy, Advice Mavens of the Living Dead, as they navigate the murky waters of supernatural etiquette.
*All pet-related queries are fielded by Spiffy.


Table of Contents

Acknowledgments Living Dead Entities And The People Who Love Them
The Army of the Living Dead Living With The Living Dead
Arts & Crafts Losers
The Clueless The Lovelorn
Cryptozoology Mirror, Mirror, On The Wall
Dead And Loving It Mutants
Domestic Disturbances Paranoia
Exploding The Myth Pet Peeves
Extraterrestrial Pests Puppets
Gardening Relativity
Ghoulfriend's Kitchen Remedial Serial Killing
Gold Digging Whores & Other Harpies Renaissance Faires - or - What's That Smell?
Handy Hints Sadistic Soirées
Hell Is Other People Skin Care and Beauty Tips
Higher Learning Strictly Business
History Lessons The Boss: It's What's For Dinner!
It's Nothing Personal Traveling With The Dead
The Joy of Bosco Were-Critters
The League Of The Living Dead Wildlife