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Dear Ghoulfriend,
Now that the Lenten season is upon us I am at a crossroads. In my former life I was a card carrying Catholic and we refrain from meat during Lent. As this is my first Lent as a member of the League, I am unsure of what to do. Should I just starve myself or focus exclusively on vegetarians? I heard there is a good veggie restaurant which serves Topu™ but I am not sure where it is.
Please help!
-Johannes P.
Dear Johannes,
Although it has sometimes been slow to address contemporary social issues, The Catholic Church has at long last evolved to the point where it now includes League members who were at one time prohibited from participating in certain rites. The Church has finally realized that Living Dead Entities are here to stay, and that our numbers are growing every day. Your parish priest will offer special dispensations for people (and others) who are unable to refrain from meat-eating due to special dietary needs, but you will need to show him your union card as proof of your "special needs." I have personally spoken with an emissary of the Pope and he has assured me that meat-eating during Lent is appropriate for League members. You will not go to Hell for eating your neighbor, so go for it, and have a second helping with The Pope's blessing!
Love,
Ghoulfriend
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