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Dear Ghoulfriend,
Thank you for the reply last week. I ran out and bought a few Easy Bake Ovens for that special head-demon, though it knew immediately, so there's no point in wrapping them in the skin of our foes. Oh well, more beef jerky to go around. As for the Krabby Patties, the store clerk said they were out but luckily they just got in a fresh batch of cashiers. My demon is so excited, it's having a party to put those ovens to good use. It was worth it. Your invitation is in the male.
-Ant
P.S. You should look in the male's stomach.
Dear Ant,
Thank you so much for writing. It's gratifying to know that my advice is heeded and appreciated!
There was indeed a male with a distended tummy on my front porch. I slit him open and your head-demon's lovely invitation plopped out, thumbtacked to the pancreas (thank you for wrapping it so well in that festive gold mylar). I wouldn't miss your party for a sack full of spleens!
Love and kisses,
-G
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