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Hey GF:
What does one have to do to earn a Body Count pin from the League? The local recruitment office claims that their handbook was eaten by an overly-enthusiastic junior officer, so they are clueless. I'm sure I've eaten more than enough to get one.
-Shambles
Kansas City, MO
Dear Shambles,
Due to an unfortunate economic downturn among the living dead, The League is no longer issuing pins to high achievers. We are now sending out e-mails with valuable coupons for our take-out service which entitle the bearer to 10% off any entree with the purchase of a second full-priced entree (not including tax and tip). The pins were nice, but they've simply become too costly to manufacture, and with the price of metals so high, we were forced into this alternative. Be sure to register your e-mail address with your local office and they'll get a coupon to you right away. You will, of course, have to provide documentation of your achievements, but that should be relatively easy for a gourmand like yourself. Photos, bones, even a journal or blog, should be enough evidence to earn you your richly deserved reward. Thanks for writing!
Love,
Ghoulfriend
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