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Dear Ghoulfriend,
I colored my hair this weekend and all of it fell out. I'm too embarrassed to leave the house and go shopping for wigs. Do you have any ideas about how to get through the next few months until my hair grows back again?
-B. J.
Dear B. J.,
You're in luck! The League of the Living Dead has an in-home shopping service for people with hair loss resulting from chemotherapy, alopecia, male-pattern baldness and freak over-processing accidents. As a public service many of our members donate their own hair, with scalps attached, so that others aren't forced to suffer the embarrassment of hairlessness. Call our office and make an appointment with one of our stylists. He or she will arrive at your home with an assortment of hair of all colors, textures and styles from which to choose. For a small fee (an insignificant finger, toe or kidney), you can be wearing your new hair right away! Call now!
Love,
Ghoulfriend
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