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Dear Ghoulfriend,
My favorite weasel has contracted rabies. Is there hope? Will Fester join me in the "afterlife" such as we know it, or must I put the poor fellow to other, more constructive use before he scuttles off the proverbial "mortal coil?" I've thought about releasing him into a Star Trek convention. Please advise.
-J.R.D.
Dear J.R.D.,
I'm so sorry to hear about your beloved Fester, but I'm afraid there's not much you can do about the rabies. You can only try to make his remaining, mortal days as comfortable as possible. Do not take him anywhere near a Star Trek convention! The attendees are rabid enough as it is and this will only exacerbate the symptoms of his illness. He has suffered enough! The good news is that he will reanimate shortly after his death and the two of you will be reunited. You'll need to take some precautions for a few weeks because when he emerges from his mortal death, he'll be very hungry. Until you can impress upon him that Daddy isn't food, it'd be best to keep him muzzled and lay in a healthy supply of small body parts.
Love,
Ghoulfriend
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