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Dear Ghoulfriend,
I am glad to announce the capture of the criminal known as "Cupid". He was captured after a fiery gun battle in the city of Baghdad!

As my Christmas present to you, I mailed two boxes today. One box contains Cupid's wings. Please see that these are taken to the League headquarters for proper mounting and display. The second box contains Cupid himself (minus the wings that I personally ripped off of him)! I shipped him to you by express air. He is bound to the container at the hands and feet, so that he cannot get away. Enough food has been enclosed in the box to ensure that he arrives alive! He is one fat little guy; should be great eating! Bon apetit!
-General "White Eyes" Wallis


My Dear General Wallis,
It pleases me more than words can express that you have finally captured that tubby little terrorist. His days of victimizing hapless fools every February are over, and I shall delight in feasting on every morsel of his greasy carcass. As soon as we are able to have his wings properly mounted and displayed I will send a photo along for you and the troops to enjoy. This never could have happened without your boundless dedication and sacrifice. I'm rather surprised to hear that he and his followers were using guns; it's really quite crass! I thought they only used bows and arrows. I suppose it's better for you, though; at least one can hear a gunshot. As I'd said earlier, I plan to mount his head on that lovely pink doily I've reserved for this festive occasion, but I will save his heart for you. I am forever in your debt. This will be a very merry Christmas, indeed!
Love,
Ghoulfriend


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The Army of the Living Dead

Dear Ghoulfriend,
I am glad to announce the capture of the criminal known as "Cupid". He was captured after a fiery gun battle in the city of Baghdad!

As my Christmas present to you, I mailed two boxes today. One box contains Cupid's wings. Please see that these are taken to the League headquarters for proper mounting and display. The second box contains Cupid himself (minus the wings that I personally ripped off of him)! I shipped him to you by express air. He is bound to the container at the hands and feet, so that he cannot get away. Enough food has been enclosed in the box to ensure that he arrives alive! He is one fat little guy; should be great eating! Bon apetit!
-General "White Eyes" Wallis


My Dear General Wallis,
It pleases me more than words can express that you have finally captured that tubby little terrorist. His days of victimizing hapless fools every February are over, and I shall delight in feasting on every morsel of his greasy carcass. As soon as we are able to have his wings properly mounted and displayed I will send a photo along for you and the troops to enjoy. This never could have happened without your boundless dedication and sacrifice. I'm rather surprised to hear that he and his followers were using guns; it's really quite crass! I thought they only used bows and arrows. I suppose it's better for you, though; at least one can hear a gunshot. As I'd said earlier, I plan to mount his head on that lovely pink doily I've reserved for this festive occasion, but I will save his heart for you. I am forever in your debt. This will be a very merry Christmas, indeed!
Love,
Ghoulfriend


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