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Dear Ghoulfriend,
I asked my husband to make his Christmas wish-list and the third item on it was an "asshat." What is an asshat and where can I find one?
-Fiona
Dear Fiona,
Asshat.com carries a fabulous assortment of asshats for every occasion. Asshats are available in one or two-cheek models and come in a variety of styles, sizes and colors. You can find dressy asshats for formal affairs like weddings, funerals and bar mitzvahs, and casual asshats for those weekends in the country spent hiking, camping or just chopping wood. They also have sporty asshats for skiing, hockey, football, and biking.
Here's a short video of me sporting a ruffled, one-cheek model at my birthday party. I'm sure you'll want to get your husband one just like it to wear for those special evenings at home. *wink* Happy shopping!
Love,
Ghoulfriend
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