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Dear Ghoulfriend,
I have Mary-Kate and Ashley in my cellar. Should I let them go or continue the ritual scarring as Yog-Sutoth commands?
-Armed Loner


Dear Loner,
It's such a relief to finally find out where they are! I read in one of the tabloids that their presence was sorely missed last weekend at the annual Troll Doll Look-alike Ball in Dayton, where they were to have been the Mistresses of Ceremonies. It all went off without a hitch, though, when Michael Jackson agreed to fill in for them. He's a peach, isn't he?

It seems that Mary Kate and Ashley are in good hands with you, so feel free to continue the ritual disfigurement, wherever it may lead you. At least you won't have to feed Mary Kate too much and that should keep your expenses down. I know how costly captives can be!
Love,
Ghoulfriend


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The Ghoulish Guidance Archive

Remedial Serial Killing

Dear Ghoulfriend,
I have Mary-Kate and Ashley in my cellar. Should I let them go or continue the ritual scarring as Yog-Sutoth commands?
-Armed Loner


Dear Loner,
It's such a relief to finally find out where they are! I read in one of the tabloids that their presence was sorely missed last weekend at the annual Troll Doll Look-alike Ball in Dayton, where they were to have been the Mistresses of Ceremonies. It all went off without a hitch, though, when Michael Jackson agreed to fill in for them. He's a peach, isn't he?

It seems that Mary Kate and Ashley are in good hands with you, so feel free to continue the ritual disfigurement, wherever it may lead you. At least you won't have to feed Mary Kate too much and that should keep your expenses down. I know how costly captives can be!
Love,
Ghoulfriend


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