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Dear Ghoulfriend,
I tried bleaching my hair blond but it turned green instead. I have a very ruddy complexion and the hair color just doesn't complement my skin at all. I've tried correcting it, but it still turns out green every time. Any suggestions?
-Beebee
Dear Beebee,
Time heals all wounds, including unfortunate hair colors. However, it will take many months, or even years, for the green to completely vanish from your locks. You can shave off your hair and cover your head with stickers until new hair grows in, or you can permanently change your skin tone to complement your current hair color. This is most easily achieved by joining The League of the Living Dead. I would look upon this little hair debacle as a blessing in disguise. I believe it is a sign from the gods that you aren't meant to continue your mortal existence. Green is a lovely hair color, and it generally goes well with the skin tones of League members. Your new and improved deathly pallor will be perfectly suited to any shade of hair you choose. Please come in for a consultation with our stylists and forever rid yourself of that cursed radiant glow of mortal life.
Love,
Ghoulfriend
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