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Dear Ghoulfriend,
I ordered our Christmas dinner from a take-out service in The City of the Living Dead and the meal never arrived. At the last minute we were forced to abduct a smelly vagrant near the railroad tracks. He was thin and stringy and not very satisfying. It was the worst holiday meal ever! Do you have any suggestions for a good caterer in town?
-Still hungry for the holidays
Dear Hungry,
We have a couple of great caterers here in the COTLD. The League operates an excellent catering/take out service which offers all types of exotic delights. Generally it's a good idea to place holiday orders a month in advance so that our hunters can acquire the delicacies you crave. We maintain personnel in all corners of the world and we ship "the food" (live, of course!) directly to our headquarters where it is prepared and dressed.
One of their specialties, and my personal favorite for a hearty Christmas Eve breakfast, is the Hemorrhaging Christmas Omelet made with real, human eggs, and stuffed with blood and aspic. They are rather pricey but well worth the cost; they are simply divine! Again, advance orders are a must so that the harvesting of the ova can begin early.
Love,
Ghoulfriend
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