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Dear Ghoulfriend,
Will they ever make an "Evil Dead 4"? What are your thoughts on "The Breakfast Club"?
-Jersey Devil
Dear J. D.,
So good to hear from you again. You're still alive, I see. We'll have to do something about that.
I have no knowledge of "Evil Dead 4", but I can tell you all about "The Breakfast Club." Of course, only zombies are granted membership to the club, but I'll personally see to it that you are present at our next meeting -- as the main course.
We began our Breakfast Club several years ago as a means to gather informally, chat about the week's events and just blow off steam. The breakfast is held at a different member's home every weekend and it is the responsibility of the host or hostess to acquire the food and prepare the meal. It's a great opportunity for us to show off our culinary skills and try out new recipes. Most of us don't have enough time during the week to prepare exotic foods, and, as you can imagine, we tend to eat on the run. Last weekend the club met at my place and I made the most fabulous Parisian Platter you have ever tasted! I had three handsome men flown in from France, dressed them all like mimes, and had them strapped down on my dining room table when the club members arrived. They pleaded for their lives like nobody's business, but as none of us speak French, we were unable to allay their fears. It would have been cruel, anyway, since we planned to devour them, leaving nothing to reanimate. Let me just say, there is nothing like French food! Hope to see you at my next Breakfast Club; I'm planning a Pine Barrens Bar-B-Q!
Love,
Ghoulfriend
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